I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite

grreenleaf:

PSA: MY SEXUALITY AND GENDER IS NOT SET IN STONE. I WILL CHANGE IT WHENEVER IT MAKES ME MORE COMFORTABLE TO DO SO. I DONT CARE IF ITS CONFUSING  FOR YOU. YOUR CONFUSION MEANS DICK COMPARED TO MY PERSONAL WELL BEING AND IDENTITY.


me n my wookie gf
  • me: bby ur hand is so hairy
  • her: aaaaahnr huurh

"…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were."
— Thank you so much for this, h-allo. (via c-oquetry)

richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 




theanti90smovement:

as you can see by the amount of bumper stickers on my car i am PISSED off at the government


eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!


stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school


deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

posted 5 hours ago via bondoge · originally deucebasket
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